Nothing Productive

Sweet Jeezus! I've had this blog post editor in front of me for about 20mins now and I've still got nothing. I did have a few scraps of ideas but by the time I got logged on, all I could think about was how many bowls of pasta and chicken I've eaten in the past 3 weeks.

I've written many times about gainning weight. I even have an article on my website. HERE

But what I'm dropping on you right now is fresh. Fresh as in, been discovered by me in the last 6 months.

1) Eating to gain weight is WAY EASIER than eating to lose fat. When eating to lose, I've never had to force feed myself bowls of rice to the point of gagging. I've never become so sick of eating that even junk food doesn't get my appetite going., Fuck... a phone call threw me off! Anyways, eating to gain weight is tough.

2) Going through "food cycles" seems to help me get through. For a while I was just raw doggin' the rice and chicken with soya sauce and hot sauce. Things started to grind to a halt. I could barely even look at a bowl of rice. Then I discovered Korean BBQ sauce. It worked wonders, I hit 5th gear again and was pounding meals like a champ. I "cycled" the Korean BBQ for about 8 weeks and then hit the wall. Can't stand it, hate the smell, the taste, the goddamn picture on the bottle.
So now I'm on a hard cycle of pasta and red sauce. It's been going down pretty good. I can even trick myself by swithcing up the shapes of the noodles. This week is bowties. Who knows until I gag at the thought of pasta.

3) Work and other isssues will try and stop you from eating. Fuck that! I take a cooler everywhere and this morning I was shoveling oatmeal into my face while training a client. You do what needs to be done. But just be aware of the pitfalls that try and take you back to skinny land.

4) I'm pretty much out of mojo now.

As always, I will attempt to spruce up my sub-par posts with entertaining videos.
I know Greg enjoys them, as I usually am greeted with a funny quote from the most recent clips.

I want to set this next one up a bit, as I've posted it on other forums and it drew some confusion. It is a parody of a Blink 182 song from a while back. It's performed by band called taintstick. Yes, I said TAINT. The members of taintstick are also the cast of the "Ellismate Show" that I enjoy listening to on Satellite radio. If you've ever followed the "Jason Ellis Show" you will thoroughly enjoy this.